kung fu trump by philip loyd

Kung Fu Trump

by Roberto Dinero… Hi. My name is Roberto Dinero, and I’m from the LA. East LA. The mean streets, where it all goes down. Shit. Okay, so you know who I really am. What gave it away? But that’s not the point. Everybody has the right to use a pseudonym. If Martin Lieber gets to…

They Call Me Professor by Philip Loyd

They Call Me Professor

by Scholarly Philly… “Get out your Sunday best,” said my wife.  “He’s coming!  He’s really coming!” Who?  Who’s coming, I thought? But I dare not ask.  When my wife gets excited like this, the best thing to do is just stay out of her way.  Yes, I was a henpecked husband just like out of…

Illegalz

by Felipe Philly… The year was 2075 and the problem with illegals was only getting worse.  Illegals taking jobs; illegals committing crimes; illegals sucking up government resources and contributing nothing to society.  The year was 2075 and the country had had enough.  The crackdown was on. There was a great wall in the country.  It…

O.B.E. by Philip Loyd

O.B.E.

by Out-of-body Philly… “My name is John Fielder Smith.  That’s not my real name.  My real name is Go Fuck Yourself.  But for our purposes here you can just call me Johnny Boy.  I was first told the story of O.B.E. by an ex-DEA agent who went by the name of Peter North.  That’s not…

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Me Too

by Pussy-whipped Philly…     . “I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know I’m a man, but men can be members too. It’s not gender that determines eligibility, it’s understanding.” Me Too! is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd. Not…

Dallas: A Close Encounter

by Extraterrestrially Philly… On June 4, 2020, NASA received a signal from outer space like no other before. After careful deliberation, it was agreed that the signal was indeed from intelligent life not of this world. What did it say? Just one word: Dallas. Dallas: A Close Encounter, is the latest in the Flashbytes series…

Serial Killers Anonymous: a Twelve-Step Program

by Murderously Philly… “Suddenly I find my hand around her neck and it’s all I can do to contain myself. Then I stop, somehow, and I think, This woman has no idea how close she just came to being strangled to death. If I’m being honest, I know the only thing stopping me is my…