by Philip Loyd… I always wanted to be with a blonde. A TRUE blonde, not some brunette on summer vacation. I dated a blonde back when I was in high school. She was modest, so we used to do it in the dark. Eventually, we got to the point where she’d let me light a…

by Roberto Dinero… Hi. My name is Roberto Dinero, and I’m from the LA. East LA. The mean streets, where it all goes down. Shit. Okay, so you know who I really am. What gave it away? But that’s not the point. Everybody has the right to use a pseudonym. If Martin Lieber gets to…

by Scholarly Philly… “Get out your Sunday best,” said my wife.  “He’s coming!  He’s really coming!” Who?  Who’s coming, I thought? But I dare not ask.  When my wife gets excited like this, the best thing to do is just stay out of her way.  Yes, I was a henpecked husband just like out of…

by Felipe Philly… The year was 2075 and the problem with illegals was only getting worse.  Illegals taking jobs; illegals committing crimes; illegals sucking up government resources and contributing nothing to society.  The year was 2075 and the country had had enough.  The crackdown was on. There was a great wall in the country.  It…

by Out-of-body Philly… “My name is John Fielder Smith.  That’s not my real name.  My real name is Go Fuck Yourself.  But for our purposes here you can just call me Johnny Boy.  I was first told the story of O.B.E. by an ex-DEA agent who went by the name of Peter North.  That’s not…

by Extraterrestrially Philly… On June 4, 2020, NASA received a signal from outer space like no other before. After careful deliberation, it was agreed that the signal was indeed from intelligent life not of this world. What did it say? Just one word: Dallas. Dallas: A Close Encounter, is the latest in the Flashbytes series…