American Hippo

by Serengeti Philly…

The events in this story are true. I have written them down here almost verbatim, just as my good friend Zeudi Araya explained them to me. Whether you believe that a real-life, American hippopotamus could be found rampaging through the terminal at New York’s JFK Airport or not—or that there even is such a thing—is up to you. As for me, I’ll take my friend’s word for it.

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About the Author
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. He has worked for Forbes and McGraw Hill, both times running for his life as if waking up from a nightmare. His dream is to one day move to Hollywood, dig up Hank Chinaski, and take home a Razzie. Until then, he lives with his mom in Dumbass, Texas.




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