Serial Killers Anonymous: a Twelve-Step Program

by Murderously Philly…

Charles Manson

“Suddenly I find my hand around her neck and it’s all I can do to contain myself. Then I stop, somehow, and I think, This woman has no idea how close she just came to being strangled to death. If I’m being honest, I know the only thing stopping me is my nosy neighbor, Mrs. Alvarez, and how she somehow knows everything that’s going on in the building.

Getting rid of this girl’s dead body after I BTK her is going to be next to impossible, what with Mrs. Alvarez constantly lurking around. Sometimes I think the only thing stopping me from serial killing these days is that nosy old woman next door.”

Read the whole hilariously murderous story…

 

Serial Killers Anonymous is the latest in the Flashbytes series from worst-selling author Philip Loyd.

 

Philip LoydPhilip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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