by Chatty Philly…
I met her in Topeka. No, it was Emporia. No, it was Wichita. Doesn’t matter. What I do remember is that I met her in a saloon.
I was working the i35 circuit at the time, making the Kansas tornado run on my way to Oklahoma. I remember she was standing there up against the bar, just minding her own business. When I asked her if she wanted a beer, she nodded her head Yes.
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd has worked for TheStreet.com, Forbes, and McGraw Hill, each time running for his life as if waking up from a bad dream. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas.
Flashbytes 
There were so many good one liners in this that I lost track!
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Don’t you mean, DUMB liners? Ha Ha
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