by Hillbilly Philly…
I have this recurring nightmare. It’s like that Cheers episode where Eddie Lebec, Carla’s husband, dies, and both his wives show up. Only my nightmare is worse. Much worse.
It’s the day of my funeral and there I am in my casket. It’s a shitty casket, but I couldn’t care less about that. The first speaker comes to the pulpit and I’m not sure which frightens me more, the fact that I’m dead, or that I’m powerless to stop him from speaking. People in my family are not much known for holding their tongues.
Philip Loyd loves fat chicks and cheap beer, though not necessarily in that order. Loyd lives in Dumbass, Texas. Find out more about Loyd at http://PhilipLoyd.com
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